Sean (Parody)
@omalley4sean
Molecular biologist 🧬🧪🧫| Environmentalist 🌲🧨| Amateur Anthropologist 🐒🗿| Politically Schizophrenic | Swarthy & Hobbit-like | Lovecraftian Ellis Islander
British people like to tell themselves that no matter how bad things get, at least they're governed better than the United States. But this is wrong. It's complete cope. The United States is governed much better than Britain.
The UK and US used to be much, much more similar in terms of economic output and prosperity per person. In But from 2008 on, a large gap started opening, and from 2020 on it's become more like a vast chasm. Now, US GDP per capita is *40%* higher than the UK's.
Rabbits are great but I need to genetically modify them in a few ways: 1. Longer lifespan (20+ years instead 10) 2. Ability to throw up 3. Ability to make a cooing noise like a guinea pig
If you eat 30 Benadryls at once, this guy shows up
Cmon lmao
Almost every issue with suburbs can be solved by just building a few grocery stores in the center or by the entrance
They gotta put Grok down man. This is like when a tiger gets a taste for human flesh.
WHY DID IT TAKE IT IN THIS DIRECTION UNPROMPTED
This is a big day for us Swann Marcus Messianics who always knew he would return
This took a turn I was not expecting
You know, if I was the government/federal reserve, I would make a state owned mining company and use it to mine gold from outside our borders, not to sell but to stockpile. Mining company buys some mineral rights in Uganda or wherever with money printed by the fed, extract gold
I wanna run a d&d campaign with Blood Meridian brutality but that's something you need the right group for, and a way to filter out cringy edgelords
Alligator Alcatraz sounds like it would be the name of one of those shitty Animal Planet time filler shows from 15 years ago
Honestly, Musk should have made a superpac instead of another party if he really wanted to make a change in politics
"Why don't visual effects look as good as they did in 2000s movies?" takes have to ignore how consistently fantastic the last four Planet of the Apes movies have looked...and on relatively thrifty budgets compared to equivalent films, too.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Pulling out a grenade in front of my dog and telling him if he's afraid of the fireworks I'll give him a real explosion to worry about.
How is a crazy ex like a box of dark chocolate? They'll kill your dog.