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important update:

dude temu is so strange

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Also this one-

-burrito: eating -long drink: being drank -joint: rolled -mario kart: on tv -pajama pants: on -work tmrw: 11:30 instead of 9am -hawk: tuah

Someone agreed with me for reposting it again, why not?

Had a bad fur day cause I slept on one of my cheek tufts funny

NOBODY wants to do this anymore its all “cigarette burns are permanent” and “the ash is bad for my skin”

just heard this 6’10 guy on metro north like “yo we get off at harlem 125th… bro watch your back we might get shot” in all seriousness. funny asf

you know a tweet abt to blow up if the poster is VICIOUS in the comments

can always count on my one friend to bring a 🛒 to the sleepover and let me take blinkers after i brush my teeth b4 bed

wow I love using my laptop laying on a couch and listening to music I think this is the best way to consume the internet period.

Finally, a chair for me 😂

Repost!!!!!!! 👟💥

Chinese water torture

Mr. Wolf from the badguys

Finally made a temporary reference sheet for my barker :>

everyone on the planet should move to connecticut so we can all hang out and i can make you a cocktail

Let's go ahead and make you feel like summer

all of my moots are so sexy and cool