shannon. 🇵🇸
@ohheyitsshanaj
just another foul-mouthed leftist on the bird app. i say “fuck” a lot. not your lawyer (ie - insane tweets are not legal advice).
I don’t believe in dating apps, I’m going to find someone the old fashioned way (ruining my friend group)
of course the most heavenly voice you’ve ever heard comes from the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth this is tragic
Not the gossip girl exit
George Santos shares farewell post before going to prison for 87 months starting tomorrow: “I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. 💋🇺🇸 ✨”
Not the government making a “hard times in the polycule” Venmo account for debt donations!!!
Women are okay with you touching them with permission. This is not that difficult to understand if you aren't a terminally online radical
How does Pedro Pascal get away with heavily petting his female costars, in Hollywood of all places, after the entire industry was upended over MeToo several years ago?
Derek has successfully escaped LGBT Indoctrination 🙌🙌🙌
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
Calling a child you stopped seeing at 5 “estranged” instead of calling yourself a deadbeat is certainly a choice
Today is an odd day for me, my estranged Daughter turns 25 and it’s another year of me not spending it with her, that’s over 20 years of moments that I’ll never get back. This life boy, it’ll mash you up if you let it
You cannot convince me that it is necessary to hand wash underwear the moment you take them off. I’m sorry that’s crazy. Just wash them with your other clothes
Every few months the most insane people in the world come together on this app yo circle jerk about a made up hygiene standard
This is what half of young GOP staffers are like now
If there is one thing we can rely on western governments to do, it is to call a planned blockade of food supplies that kills hundreds of thousands of people a “famine.”
took a break from tying a woman to a railroad track to come argue
Cmon lmao
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas