La Femme Nikita
@nikita_helene
femme fatale extraordinaire
you joined all places we don't respect namilyango, muk, parliament, that district, that party, that cabinet etc
As a young man I never wasted my time launching missiles from canoes! I came from the village and joined Namilyango, went to Makerere Law School, ended up in Parliament before age 30, served two terms and left voluntarily, went to Yale, Led a district, became DP leader etc. You?
i think i should go back to using my account to worship Sidney Sweeney's tits
last night i had a dream about Sydney Sweeney there are TWO reasons why also, don't ask me what we did in the dream
we're so back!
The Sydney Sweeney Economy is booming. Dr. Squatch— • Launches Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap • Bought by Unilever one month later American Eagle— • Launches Sydney Sweeney ad campaign • Shares pop 11% at the open • Adds $200 million in market cap
🕯️🕯️ for money conversations with partners to stop being a taboo subject🕯️🕯️
When you take a girl out on a date, How do you politely tell her to order within your bugdet without sounding broke ? 🤦♀️
Something interesting I learned about the Federal Reserve System recently is that each regional Fed acts like a research center. Each of them specializes in a few kinds of economic research & data tracking/analysis.
I am Nate Anderson, the founder of Hindenburg Research referenced repeatedly in this bizarre and fantastical interview. During my career, I helped expose numerous financial scams, including over a dozen Ponzi schemes and numerous instances of public companies lying to and…
anti you marketing people always have ideas and proposals on how to spend company money on feel-good things that don't benefit the company y'all should just set up non-profits and foundations
Why do you like making everything hard Nikita?
they are different lines on the income statement . so the distinction matters treated differently for tax purposes. - donations are tax deductable up to only 5% of chargeable income (vs 100% for sponsorships) - donations to govt are not tax deductable
Semantics issue I guess ....I don't believe sponsorship clearly means there is value in return. Also brand visibility as unquantifiable as it is can be equated to value
sponsoring sports team in ug is like making a charitable donation there's no value in it for brands
I really have issues with how home-grown brands treat sponsorships or how they need to be cajoled into doing the simplest of things. Because explain to me why a brand like Movit can't be the official hygiene or whatever partner for Uganda Rugby team or the Gazelles???
what if the battery is already dead?
stop hotspotting your phone; you're killing its battery stop hotspotting your phone; you're killing its battery stop hotspotting your phone; you're killing its battery stop hotspotting your phone; you're killing its battery stop hotspotting your phone; you're killing its battery
NL 🇳🇱 always high on good lists
I will investigate the correlation between religiosity and avarice.
corrupt roman senators, 2100yrs before capitalism was invented... looking at this tweet and smiling
I have a theory. Corruption is a child of capitalism. You can't eliminate corruption without dismantling capitalism.
ahh. they usual “you don't live here so u don't know what's on ground” routine it's probable that i've lived in the village among peasants longer than you have
You can state your statistics but you don’t live here. We attend these weddings everyday. That’s the basic bride price. The problem is you think bride price is paid by the man alone. This is not a statistics thing, it’s a community one & that’s why you can’t understand it.
If the average household struggles to raise Ugx 5m to cater for medical bills how is the average bride price 12 cows? Those traditional weddings where more than two dozen members of the bride and/or the groom's immediate family travel from Kampala are not average.
the average ugandan adult earns less than 150k per month if you believe this same average ugandan is paying 12 cows for a wife...if you truly believe this...then i have a gold mine i would like to sell you in isingiro it appears the people you are thinking of are not average
This one today you have lied😹😹😹 that is actually on the low end of bride price
lol. no way average bride price is 12 cows the average ugandan adult doesn't have 12 cows (or its equivalent in other assets) heck, even in cow district where i'm from, the average family doesn't have 12 cows we have a few families that own most of the cows in the district
The average bride price, subject to a sizable lower middle class-upwards, is 12 cows. This NLC data reminds me of BoU’s data on bank accounts and incomes which never tallies with customs figures for second hand car imports.
lmao
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humans went to the moon before someone thought to add wheels on suitcases always blows my mind
What historical fact you find insane is not commonly known?
“...no other people discuss money endlessly...” have you ever heard of americans?
Hello @grok, on social media, Africans talk endlessly about money. No other people discuss money endlessly. How come, then, money eludes this continent of money-minded people? And continents where people don't post endlessly about money have it in plenty. Explain.
indeed we rarely see employed people resigning to start businesses. very rare but many folks with businesses will absolutely jump at the opportunity to get employment
How I know that business doesn't pay that much...most people with businesses will leave to go get employed if an opportunity is available. Yes, there are exceptions to this rule, but your average business person will choose employment