Glad I'm 'ere Putin
@nice_guy_vlad
Don't take anything I say too seriously. Or do take it seriously, not my problem. The Donald. Back up account.. @addy_nuff Oh yeah, fuck off.
Genius...
I’ve thought of a better name for you guys😳😂😂😂😂
Amazing. And this is before Our Sultana All-Brand Jezbollah Party has started to eat into Labour's vote share! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 34% (+4) LAB: 20% (=) CON: 16% (-1) LDM: 14% (+1) GRN: 10% (-2) SNP: 3% (+1) Via @FindoutnowUK, 23 Jul. Changes w/ 16 Jul.
HAROLD......
Jeremy Corbyn confirms launch of new political party bbc.in/44KUkS9
We’d rather the government closed all these illegal immigrant hotels and deport the illegal immigrants. That would save the most money.
Wait until you hear my idea for repeat offenders... Brace yourselves, many of you won't like it. No death penalty for a first offence, no matter what that was, but. Every year, execute 10% of prisoners who are on their third or more sentence. Selection could be done by a random…
Just one example: life sentences for everybody convicted of three offences. Whatever those offences are. Put aside the infantilism of the idea and just focus on the figures. How many people would that mean locking up for life? At what cost? Has this clown car got an answer?
Pity you are not vocal about issues in this country & your part in the postmaster scandal By the way, fuck Gaza Now piss off back on your bouncy castle AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF Ya snivelling little cretin
This is such exciting news.. I'm all a-quiver ... I can hardly contain myself
🚨NEW: Lionesses announce they will stop taking the knee before matches
Tyson Fury giving it the large...
Britain's hardest man, pictured with Tyson Fury.
5 years ago I trotted up Pen y fan like a little mountain goat. Now I’m taking photos of cooking times on packaging so I can enlarge it on my phone🤦♂️
1: Female ✅ 2: Disabled ✅ 3: Comedian.....nah.
Rosie Jones reveals, with brutal honesty, some of the the abuse she faces as a female, disabled, comedian bbc.in/3Y2EPyd
Three things you need to do... 1: Go to Aldi 2: Buy these 3: Thank me later
I'll be finishing the weekend off with a quaint and sophisticated film that's probably got Jason Statham in it.
Recycling bin goes out tonight. The neighbours will be woken by the usual Monday morning empty beercan symphony.
Sitting in for @MattFrei on @LBC this morning... 10am Afgan Leak: How would you have handled it? 1035 Ofwat to be abolished 1050 Labour peers veto Hugh's law 11am Danny Dyer thinks we need more working class people in politics. Do you? 1130 Russian spies sanctioned
Sitting in for @MattFrei on @LBC this morning... 10am Afgan Leak: How would you have handled it? 1035 Ofwat to be abolished 1050 Labour peers veto Hugh's law 11am Danny Dyer thinks we need more working class people in politics. Do you? 1130 Russian spies sanctioned
Take those magic carpets and fuck right off
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