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@nextokens
extremely reliable narrator
“what would you do if you had 10x the agency?” dawg i would be using the Ukrainian drone strategy against the sf fent dealers i would be supplying the homeless with free chainsaws and paying them bounties for the number of utility poles they cut down
it’s interesting when someone scrolls through your profile and likes a bunch of tweets, but then doesn’t follow you i always wonder which tweet put them off enough that they chose not to follow
it’s very fortunate that phones, the version of a computer that the majority of people use, are highly resistant to viruses could you imagine
convert treasure island into a rehab and containment home for the homeless convert treasure island into a rehab and containment home for the homeless convert treasure island into a rehab and containment home for the homeless
What he's saying is that there's hundreds of people who enjoy subsidized rent in San Francisco paid for with tax dollars who still commit crimes while housed. I thought the activists said housing reduces crime? He's got a list. Damn. 👀
lil wayne can play the piano but beethoven could never have come up with the line “real Gs move in silence like lasagna”
Musical taste by SAT score. Much of this is unsurprising — smart people like Beethoven, Radiohead and Sufjan Stevens, while the less bright prefer Nickelback and Beyonce — but some of it is puzzling, like smart people liking Counting Crows. While the way most of the artists…
if it wasn’t for innate gender differences, being someone who got paid by others for sex would be very high status
“men used to go to war” and women maintained the home, worked a job, and raised the children while the men were gone pretty cool that things are less bad now
once a year or so i get an idea for a video game and briefly consider making it as a side project and then i remember that actually doing so is a terrible idea
is boiling a taller individual alive morally worse than boiling a shorter one? given that taller individuals have greater nociceptive surface area and higher total pain qualia, the total suffering induced could be greater, implying a higher negative utilitarian cost
shrimp are boring let’s talk about short people
if you live in an apartment you could pretty easily just kool-aid man through the drywall into your neighbors apartment at any time fortunately people don’t do this much, due to social norms
oh we’re doing shrimp discourse again?
> be me, an ea > want to help eliminate suffering > take a walk around sf while i think > see homeless committing slow motion suicide, bodies rotting while they are still alive > think really really hard > lightbulb.jpg > i must eliminate the suffering of shrimp
middle aged blonde anxious neurotic woman with a jovial husband is a surprisingly common archetype
if you have a hard time asserting boundaries with others, an easy activity you can do to get better at this is to order the fanciest bottle of wine at the restaurant, and when they pour you the taste tell the server it tastes funny and you don't want it
no no no it’s fine bro you see, I have the required intellect to cuddle with your wife platonically just skinship, nothing weird!
every time someone has a "good friend" who is female I instantly know they are cheating I have 0 close female friends. Like close like hanging out, like spending a day getting burgers and being in the same car and shit? That's crazy
it’s under discussed that regularly taking a drug/medication allows it write access to your personality
europe is the way it is because it was built before cars america is the way it is because it was built after cars now we’ve invented electric bikes/scooters/etc, the best form of urban transport ever devised but no one is building a city based around them
from the quoted poster’s expanded bio i can’t believe this site is only $8/mo
You're not going to believe this shit! When I was a teenager living in Hanover, Massachusetts, I got into a couple of fights with a kid a bit younger than me but slightly bigger, named Andy Byron. He thought he was tough, so I had to put him in his place. I beat him up once or…
my most insane housing take is that apartments should be outlawed condos are fine
> ask the activist if their movement has substance or if its an arrested development support group > she doesnt understand at all > pull out illustrated diagram explaining > she laughs and says “its a good movement sir” > go to meeting > its an arrested development support group