Jonathan Bowen
@BostonByBirth
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Follow me for a front-row seat to the slow-motion downfall of Massachusetts—narrated by a village idiot, investigated by a gumshoe with no badge, and footnoted with facts that won’t save you, impress anyone, or get you out of jury duty.
Who is Imelda May? Have I been sleeping on her? “Meet You at the Moon” is such a nice song.
Whenever I see an incoming thread announcement on X, I immediately mute that account.
I was never a fan of Ozzy Osbourne. I didn't particularly like his music, and I definitely didn't like that he and his wife prostituted their children to the American public. I'm also not very happy that Sharon propped him up on a stage in his condition.
The promise of Quint will soon be realized off the coast of Plymouth, Massachusetts…
I got fired by another therapist today. That's three therapists in the past five or six years. This one was frustrated that he couldn't get past my control issues, which is becoming a theme.
I was sad that my youngest daughter’s birthday didn’t pop up in an Apple Contacts app notification, so I added her as a contact today.
My three daughters have back-to-back-to-back birthdays: July 21st, July 22nd, and July 23rd.
With 41% of the vote, Cheating/Fraternizing beat Mr. Wonderful Pile Driver, Shady CEO Practices, and Coldplay Concert...
Will Andy Byron get fired as the CEO of Astronomer for cheating on his wife with the Chief People Officer, for his "alleged’ business practices, for attending a Coldplay concert, or for getting caught in a Mr. Wonderful pile driver?
I hope my Andy Byron thread didn't inspire Catturd to write his infamous "40 bar fights" post.
I'm not a Coldplay or Chris Martin fan, but I have to say, after watching a bunch of concert footage over the past week, he seems to be in a really good place, which is always great to see of anybody.
My wife gets mad at me when I want to do my own laundry, but she doesn't do my laundry.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid, but it's time to start.
Every Cohasset kid calls the people who live in this part of town the "WOOD-uz.” I'm sure there are cameras guarding this place, but having the Phantom Gourmet advertise a retail store using the honor system is bound to get it fucked up. This will end in sadness.