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New Ritual Press is pleased to announce our sophomore release SCENEBUX by one of our favorite storytellers, @cairoasmith. Available for pre-order on Kindle now, with the physical edition available for purchase on release date September 6th, 2025 Check out the links below.
She collapsed, weary of the emotional labor of mankeeping
There are a lot of things I could say about this article, but to keep it positive: I do count myself lucky to have 5-10 male friends I'd help hide a body. nytimes.com/2025/07/28/wel…
No, Salamerall isn’t a joke. It started out as a joke. I then began to fixate upon it due to the amphetamines contained within the product and am now earnestly developing Salamerall, the high octane treat for the high octane man. I’m too far in to stop
How to alienate everyone in your MFA program, according to Matthew Gasda. (There is one even more unforgivable part he mentions in the full episode. 🩳)
I’m leveling up I’m becoming who I am Good things are coming
VICTIM RADIO 2 with @mcdermott and @SamBuntz is NOW AVAILABLE on SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/2e4dRH… FOLLOW OUR INTERNS at @THE_VICTIMRADIO. YOU WILL HEAR FROM VICTIM RADIO AGAIN!
Ty Marianne. I hope to see the little homies and homettes prosper as the best version of themselves
Lest you think all his focus is on Salamerall, @baltic_dan also offers up some of the best life advice you're gong to get.
Lest you think all his focus is on Salamerall, @baltic_dan also offers up some of the best life advice you're gong to get.
The raised bumps encircling the nipple are the nipple’s “little homies”
Commitment to a woman or a career can be a great thing. But make your commitments wisely. To whatever extent possible, know yourself before you choose your mission. Because life will always have a way of choosing for you
Most men never figure out who they are. They’re too busy struggling for women and resources to step back and ask themselves what they really want. This is reasonable: a wife and a family is an achievement, especially now. But there is more to you. Do not be afraid to investigate
Unlike Rorschach, I love the hoes. I’m a hoe living version of Rorschach
Faustian Man needs a Faustian Ham. Salamerrall will take you Higher ⚡️
Just like Pedro pasquale, Dan Baltic is a sensitive soul who loves the ladies. The sexy ones and the mids. Not so much the others