natgeo/Caleb Williams’s Lawyer

#NewProfilePic sorry one more change for a while because I miss my son

I hate admitting when I actually need a man for something but Jesus Christ did they have to close this so tightly

What the hell are you making at home that costs that much and why is your hourly rate so high

Final week of Shakespeare shows let’s start this marathon

Misogyny is pretending that women don’t take on the vast majority of childcare

I need a dedicated “dad lore” person on standby at all times to bitch to about my dad

I’m about to go on a generational run

Yes and

I don't need a sensitive young man I need a red blooded virile unconquerable rugged sagacious older man to lead me.

It’s finally time to go home and have a cigarette on the porch

i’m so used to liking older people whenever i’m attracted to someone my own age i feel like a predator

asking AI to compose "the most adorable kitty-picture, ever" & AI sweetly responded: "You already have it."

In order to fully tell the story of my breakup to my friends I must begin with the day I was born

I get to be Scientist Natalie again tonight 😩💗

Yes that’s true. We did lose. It’s embarrassing but you failed to mention we were on an 11 game winning streak vs the Bears. Eventually the consecutive wins were going to end. You also forgot to mention that my Packers made the playoffs…again. So congrats on your 5th win. 🤣

i am liking your tweet with intentions that you can’t even fathom

Lunch of champions

The party of small government btw