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have been informed by my pal @JustinMarksTH that Connor wasn't actually born when "Anchorman " came out, therefore he might not be familiar with this scene. I'd like to apologize to Connor for the confusion. Also move me into a nursing home and smother me with a pillow.

You ever just stare blankly at a reply

I am plunking myself down in the front row prepared to vet sprayed with cookie crumbs like I'm at a Gallagher show because this is going to be beyond delightful

The deck of the aircraft carrier looks like the perfect place to put the spotters tbh. "Clear by two...clear by three...cleAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (splashing noises)"

When you miss a turn at @NASCARSanDiego

The reason I'm a fan of a street course is that it's a mobile race track. We can go to any city, design a track, and engage a whole new group of fans. Loved Chicago, and excited for San Diego. I'm also closer than ever to making the Wu-Tang 400 on Staten Island a reality.

this is a naval base. There's going to be a pre-pre-pre-race flyover a pre-pre-race flyover a pre-race flyover a flyover during pace laps, multiple flyovers during stage one, more flyovers during stage two, and then at the end of the race, a flyover

I AM COMPLETELY EXCITED SAN DIEGO #NASCAR #AISlop

#NASCAR #SanDiego

If SVG wins we don't have to turn the naval base over to New Zealand right

I'm going with @chasebriscoe for the win this weekend. It's been 12 years since someone from Indiana has won the Brickyard 400 and 11 years since someone sort of from Indiana has won the Brickyard 400. It's Chase's time. #NASCAR

My favorite thing about @OzzyOsbourne was growing up with him representing all things satanic and occult to my frightened suburban parents. His final act was raising almost $200M for hospice, a children's hospital and Parkinson's research. MAN he got you GOOD, mom and dad.

To be fair, Ozzy's version would have been better

Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath played at loud volume in this household for the rest of the day and evening, HOA rules be damned

ICYMI: @dennyhamlin won at @MonsterMile and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> bit.ly/4lJbcPe #NASCAR.com

Custom tee for Sunday ready. #NASCAr

Addresses to know for #Brickyard400 weekend: IMS: 4790 W 16th St, Indianapolis, IN Lucas Oil Indianapolis Raceway Park: 10267 East U.S. Highway 136, Indianapolis, IN Applebee's where Mike Harmon tried to arrange a brawl with Michael Annett: 5664 Crawfordsville Rd, Speedway, IN