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@mrgracemugabe
hello,
Helping women escape the danger by leading them down the stairs... Keep calm ladies, I know the way out. Locking the gates so no one mistakenly goes back the way we came. Then jogging on up to the deck of the Titanic & hopping in the last lifeboat with my homies
oh gerry. oh gerry no…. no one is immune are they?
a magnificent example of the european culture we’re told doesn’t exist. touches my heart every single time.
every day i wake up and thank god for black market cigarettes
idf staff sergeant yakub knobley killed in an ambush at a hebron men’s bathroom
true detective season 5
reaching for an officer’s service weapon and explaining that i’m “aura farming”
i wish i was on a mezzanine right now… heh… but that was always an impossible dream.
what’s your favourite thing to reply with when there’s a loltrain going?
you’re 🫵 a little late ⏰ i’m 👈 already torn 😑
how it feels to quote tweet “can’t think of one” for the seven thousandth time in 7 years
i do believe i might be the “baddest” bitch in this club.
can’t think of one. my humble apologies THE X FILES AESTHETICS
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
i don’t recall ever expressing a desire to tell you this, but i apologise never the less
A slow daily diesel train between Minneapolis and Chicago sees 100,000 more riders than it was projected to see when it opened a year ago, and you all want to tell me there’s no demand for fast and frequent trains in this country lol.
three houses in my street have the wrong coloured bins out 🤭 had to try jump the gun didn’t you and get your bins out earlier than the bin captain, didn’t you? well enjoy your absolutely chockers recycling bin for the next week 🤭😭👹
sorry i was so distracted during our lovemaking, babe. i thought i heard the alerta de macaco alarm go off.
lady, that’s just cummies
When a child is conceived, there’s a flash of light called the “zinc spark” This confirms the fact that human life begins at fertilization.
people should play games/watch things/read books when i play games read books and watch things so i can talk to them about it. the one hitch is this usually takes place months if not many years after they are released, but i we all agree it wont be a problem