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@mrgracemugabe
hello,
WW2 fighter pilot too heavily into irony: i love going into a tailspin lol
does it count if it’s someone else’s relationship that i accidentally ruined
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
Helping women escape the danger by leading them down the stairs... Keep calm ladies, I know the way out. Locking the gates so no one mistakenly goes back the way we came. Then jogging on up to the deck of the Titanic & hopping in the last lifeboat with my homies
using a well constructed interchange in a 2016 soul red mazda 3 with skyactiv technology 👌 😮💨
i’m starting to think these people weren’t actually friends with jeffrey epstein and, in fact, engaged his services to rape the children he kept as slaves…
Bill Clinton's birthday letter to Epstein: "It’s reassuring isn’t it, to have lasted as long, across all the years of learning and knowing, adventures and [illegible word], and also to have your childlike curiosity, the drive to make a difference and the solace of friends"
oh gerry. oh gerry no…. no one is immune are they?
a magnificent example of the european culture we’re told doesn’t exist. touches my heart every single time.
every day i wake up and thank god for black market cigarettes
true detective season 5
reaching for an officer’s service weapon and explaining that i’m “aura farming”
i wish i was on a mezzanine right now… heh… but that was always an impossible dream.
what’s your favourite thing to reply with when there’s a loltrain going?
you’re 🫵 a little late ⏰ i’m 👈 already torn 😑
how it feels to quote tweet “can’t think of one” for the seven thousandth time in 7 years
i do believe i might be the “baddest” bitch in this club.