Disgraced Meteorologist

You wake up in the middle of the night in your Brooklyn apartment and see the ghost of John Roebling pondering his creation. How do you open?

Helping women escape the danger by leading them down the stairs... Keep calm ladies, I know the way out. Locking the gates so no one mistakenly goes back the way we came. Then jogging on up to the deck of the Titanic & hopping in the last lifeboat with my homies

going to the store later

My prayers don't work on myself but they seem to work for the others I pray for. Not how I wanted it but I'll take it.

Have any of you in Philly ever been up to the observation deck on city hall? Seems cool

You take the word "rizzler" off a 7 month mute thinking it was over and what do your mutuals do less than a week later? Buttfuck you.

Very enlightening that “being comfortable” is not something they culturally embrace in the UK.

(first day as Intimacy Coordinator) STOP!! FUCKING!!!!

There is something sinister about the Chattahoochee River... its gentle rapids beckon non-swimmers like a siren's call

Special level of hell for people that immure German Shepherds in cement walls... Buddy that ain't right

Dude

I was laughing when I was pulling weeds earlier imagining a guy tweeting "I'd like to congratulate my wife for standing up to the trolls"

Oh ok. Didn't want to see it anyway

Which way, western railsimmer?

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