Andrew 🇪🇺 🚲🏂 💙
@monsieurballard
I drink tea, I dunk my biscuits and I don’t care.
Having your bike to ride home late at night is one of the best things ever. There are other best things of course but this is definitely one of them 😁 🚲❤️👍🏼
Your car is German. Your pizza is Italian. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant! Pull yourself together.
I will never understand people who are fixated on their health- going to the gym, eating organic- and then leave their Range Rover or massive SUV running while they sit in it. The damage they're doing to their lungs from a running vehicle is undoing all other health efforts...
And yet still, no one is calling for motoring helmets 😠 Serious head injuries are far more commonly sustained in motor vehicle collisions than in any other single cause, bar none. Ppl are dying from air bag shrapnel injuries. bbc.com/news/articles/…
No doubt you’ve seen this @but_cyclists A trained & licensed driver tries driving down steps to save walking down them . . . . and gets stuck 🤦🏻♂️ bbc.com/news/videos/c7…
If I had one of these it would cause a kitten population explosion 😆
The only machine I want
These self-driving cars really are turning out to be quite dangerous & scary 😳 #Motonormativity bbc.com/news/articles/…
"Madam, why are you passing through passport control dressed as a dinosaur?" 😂
This thread will brighten up your day🧵 1. Grandkids planned to surprise Grandma at the airport dressed as T-rexes, but she learned of it and planned her own surprise. 😂
I really wonder how many ppl who call for tax cuts would provide all the public services we expect & demand 🤷🏻♂️ Police, #NHS, Defence, infrastructure, justice, prisons, social services, etc. etc. #SpendingReview2025 #UKGovt. #RachelReeves #Economy
Oh how I loved my teenage years 😂
She knows the rules about being out at night, so she returned this morning with a very convincing act 😹
Once again, a self-driving car caused chaos, injury & panic. When will manufacturers, & @BBCNews start to realise cars don’t do things all by themselves: drivers are the ones causing the carnage 😠 #Motonormativity #CarBrain
Police dealing with reports car hit number of people in Liverpool as crowds attended Premier League victory parade bbc.in/43goV9A
The weirdest thing about much of British infrastructure is that it is "privatised" in the weirdest possible way where the private company doesn't actually do anything, they just collect the profits.
To all those gullible numpties that have been duped into believing disabled people are getting free BMWs, Mercedes, Bentleys, Rolls Royces & Ferraris, for simply filling out a form to say they’re disabled. Stop believing the tripe you’re being fed 😠
Dear UK Media: No, Disabled People Aren’t Getting Free BMWs — And Here’s the Truth You Keep Ignoring By Emma Dolan Horlock (Chronically ill, slightly sarcastic, and extremely tired of correcting you) A thread 🧵