Christopher

marriage should be between a man, a significantly taller man, and the colossal looming specter of Charles Dickens

And also, unrelatedly, Uptown Girl

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

I made it up.

I love how much people hype Cowboy Bebop up but then you watch it and Bebop is actually just that good

You’ll be seeing a lot less of me on here now that I’m wealthy

The first time I saw how you’re supposed to eat an artichoke I got so so mad

The one thing that I like about LA is that even the animals seem to be aware that they’re in LA

recently ive employed a meditation technique called the 'mind cigarette' in which i try, as vividly as i can, to imagine myself smoking a cigarette. and it works. not just for any nicotine craving but also to reduce anxiety and calm the blood

trope so good, you can't help but smile no matter how many times you see it. ☺️

you don't have to go to grad school to waste your life