Napoleon
@moanaparte
Fucking bastard.
"I'm passionate about helping the people of Sheffield / Brighton / wherever and look at my fake tits." - Edward Elizabeth Izzard
Over six thousand people have now liked a post I wrote where I stated the bleedin' obvious. Meanwhile, five people liked the cartoon of a parrot I put up the other day wot took me six hours to make. UP YER BOLLIX YOU PACK OF FUCKING PHILISTINES.
Someone should have been fucking executed for the breakfast I was served in a horrible Britannia Hotel ten years ago, so I don't reckon it's going to be all plain sailing for them Canary Wharf immigrant johnnies.
It's impressive that a raging alcoholic who took all the drugs in the known universe managed to reach thirty, never mind the grand old age of seventy six. Cheerio, Ozzy, you mad fucker.
Why is it all women defending this pervy scumbag doctor wankstain?
When I wrote an article in 2016 about what a twat Bruce Springsteen was for cancelling a gig over gender neutral bogs, I assumed the 'trans' crap would stay at that triviality level. I didn't expect to one day see doctors pretending not to know what happens when babies are born.
Call me old fashioned, but I think the bare minimum we should expect from our medical professionals is that they know the differences between male and female human beings.
Does anyone know when an unprecedented volume of calls is going to become precedented? Or are companies and public services planning on being caught out by how many people are ringing them up forever?
Just been looking at my Facebook memories. Today's the sixth anniversary of the History channel asking me to come up with some ideas for Margaret Thatcher articles. “But nothing political,” I was told, which narrowed things down considerably. Thank fuck for Mr. Whippy.
A tireless charity fundraiser and the weaver of children's dreams.
Name one thing Yorkshire gave to the world
When I'm dictator, child actors will be banned. Children will instead be played by those demonic little dwarf and midget abominations.
Intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads. If they made them cheaper, we could all have one.
What really has no reason to be as expensive as it is?
An unusual interaction between a Great Spotted Woodpecker and a Little Owl wins Clive Daelman today's Photo of the Week.
An unusual interaction between a Great Spotted Woodpecker and a Little Owl wins Clive Daelman today's Photo of the Week.
Do you have to open a window when Alastair staggers in at half three in the afternoon and fills the studio with vodka fumes?
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