sarah on tour ੈ✩‧₊˚

“What was the sluttiest song ever written?” The only answer:

petition for getting a free vibrator if you were there

visiting the vatican after his brand sold out lube and vibrators…he is the funniest man ever

Welp that’s one less gig on the lineup for the fall I guess

which oomfie is gonna go grab me one

Made a banger today 😭

harries get to work because I have yet to see pics from inside and what was the special gift…

ISOXJDUAIB clowning but also THERES A POSTER I NEED TO SEE THIS

ayy he got the harry styles coochie cuddler don’t play that’s a dedicated fan right there

HS4 isn’t coming at midnight, but we certainly will be

Guys I’m actually on Pleasing’s marketing team can u lmk if this is a good slogan? ““You might pop when we get intimate, but these very pleasing condoms that are sure to have your partner screaming yeah yeah yeah yeah won’t!”

“Babe did you bring protection?” “Yeah don’t worry I brought your favorite from the harry styles pleasing pop up”

Guys don’t worry my friend works at the pleasing store and they already sent me a picture of what the free gift is going to be at the pleasing pleasure shop

If ur wondering what my take is on Pleasing’s new drop:

1 night at their air bnb in Cabo probably cost more than that ring

Thank god I think yall need to start throwing hands actually so we can shut this bs down

everyone’s gonna be waving the pleasing vibrators like fan sticks at the next harry tour………watermelon sugar HIGHHH and we all increase the speed at the same time for maximum effect

Meet Sue, the 15yrs-anniversary honorary member

i saw the vision when others didn’t