Faith ×͜× - 🫶🧚‍♀️✨fabricated fairytales

I have done something. ⭐️📚Her Name is Noelle 📚⭐️ Out now on AO3 (17k) Strangers to lovers, smut, puns. So many puns and of course a happy ending. archiveofourown.org/works/61994722

“This was what I told him the fandom is gonna need after this night. This! Not these meagre 7.28 inches, bloody idiot.”

Sometimes that fucking night changes even faster 🤷‍♀️

There was a reason why Harry launched those vibes yesterday and not tomorrow 🤷‍♀️ Have fun girls

That’s a wrap.

That would be 111 times then. But who counts anyway.

🤷‍♀️

Oh fuck me

At what point is it reasonable to send my therapy bills directly to them?

Trying to think about how to explain this to my psychotherapist friend when she’ll ask tomorrow how my week was.

Fixed it for you, babe. You’re welcome.

Not like the pouty little shit didn't tell us years ago about that playstation in his backpack...

Wondering if we get 28 plugs next. Something has to go with that silicone-based loube. Just saying...

15yrs anniversary in a nutshell: Louis: pouting Niall: golfing Zayn: cuddling chicken or god knows what Harry: let me bring Up All Night to a whole new level Liam: laughing his arse off from wherever he sees all this.

Meet Sue, the 15yrs-anniversary honorary member

So basically Harry just told us to go fuck ourselves?

Something about night changing and such

Snort of the day. God, I love how your brain works.

In how many fics are we going to read that sentence now? *sigh*