Mike P
@mikepat711
Insufferably stoked at all times
Left that last charging stop with nav projecting we’d arrive at next supercharger with 12% battery. As we continued the drive, headwinds picked up and projected arrival percentage kept dropping. After about 20 mins of this trend, nav auto planned a closer stop. You literally do…

The Tesla Dine & Drive captures the Tesla aesthetic so well. I love it. The future is retro.
Ok but how the actual fuck are there 80 stalls at this Tesla Diner? I’ve seen every picture available online and I am at a loss.
I got the new Model Y at the end of March. So far I’ve driven 7500 miles across 8 US states. 99.9% of driving with FSD engaged. I don’t think I’ve done a full drive myself since before V13 last December tbh. This thing is a beast.
Zero interventions across 400 miles of driving (minus taking over in parking lots to back into superchargers). The only weakness I noticed was during construction segments. This goes back to a post I made a few months ago about my most frequent issue with V13: poor staging. It…
150mi/400mi. Started with a touch screen tap in apartment complex parking lot. Zero input aside from changing Spotify playlists :) Once you’re used to this, anything else is like being asked to go from iPhone to Nokia. Ain’t no way fam.
Unplug it and get back into your car and leave like you stole it. Tesla handles the rest in the background
dude and there's no one to interact with. HOW DO WE PAY?!
150mi/400mi. Started with a touch screen tap in apartment complex parking lot. Zero input aside from changing Spotify playlists :) Once you’re used to this, anything else is like being asked to go from iPhone to Nokia. Ain’t no way fam.

The Tesla charging experience is so clunky and such a pain. Who wants to deal with this?
It’s so wild that people at Tesla in California can just press some buttons with letters on them, push out some information, send it through some wires, spit it out of a fucking router/into my car in PA and then my car can just drive itself like a God and also there’s an LLM on…
Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release
Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release
I love this company if you weren’t sure yet from my posts.
My kids ❤️ @Tesla_Optimus #TeslaDiner
I just pulled up to a supercharger at the gas station at 40% and plugged in/ran over to the grocery store next door for 3 things. Get back to my car and I’m at 79%. The dude at the gas pump across from my charging station was still at the pump from when I plugged in. Probably…
The live supercharging notifications rule. They even have a progress bar on the Dynamic Island. T the best


Congratulations to everyone who sold all their $TSLA because of the America party