$TSLA Hodler
@TSLAshareholder
husband. father 👯♀️ ♥️ own a tesla, hodl $tsla and degenerately trade everything else.
since the tesla diner opened its doors to the public, $tsla is down $1.57 🤣 for sure thought this would send us to $400

Anakin Skywalker: I saw your ship! What are you doing out here? Padmé: I was so worried about you! Obi-Wan... told me terrible things. Anakin Skywalker: What things? Padmé: He said... you've turned to the Dark Side, that you... won't feed the younglings! Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan…
when she says we should sell some $tsla and buy "real food"

FUCK MCDONALDS. WE'RE GONNA WORK AT TESLA
I know we want Optimus to work at McDonalds, but is $TSLA becoming the next McDonald's??
Define aura
Tesla Diner is absolutely packed with lines around the block
tesla should put the stock chart up on the diner screens so employees know to work a little harder if they see the price going down.

bulls: buy calls cause it go up bears: buy puts cause it go down $tsla:

why is the news always so negative about elon no matter what he does? "oh, elon's trying to do something good? here's 1 little problem.." they'd rather him fail than to see him succeed at doing something good.

Laying w my youngest til she fell asleep. I carefully tried to get up as to not wake her when she suddenly grabbed me and said, “no, dad. stay here forever.” 🥹 ♥️ Reminded me of what my oldest once asked: “will you be mine forever?” 😭 ♥️