Redhead Ranting™

Every time they find a new case of fraud in Minnesota, Kris Lindahl gets another billboard.

You know what I miss? Going to a website to read an article, and just reading the article. No getting bombarded with popups, invitations to subscribe, appeals for donations, teeny tiny videos that I can't close and Google insisting my experience would be better if I signed in…

Do you think Obama regrets saying this? "Elections have consequences."

I just stood outside and said over the fence to my neighbor: "Looks like we're about to get some weather." He's about 10 years older than me, what do you think his response was?

I think I hate the word "lover" almost as much as I hate the word "panties". As regarding a partner. I don't mind it to describe a fan of something like "ice cream lover". As a partner, made popular in the 70s as a euphemism for an extra marital partner, it represents all the…

I know so many men born in '63 and '64 who insist that because their parents are part of the Silent Generation, and not Boomers, they are grandfathered in. My brother is one of them. Sorry, you're a boomer. Of course I am OG GenX. Finally being the younger sibling pays off. 💅

My gardeners - I thought I picked a yellow summer squash, but I think it might be a pumpkin, it could be a watermelon or possibly a butternut squash. I picked it too early. Will it ripen or have I just aborted a large unknown plant?

We've reached the part of the year where if we are social, I shall be forcing my zucchini on you.

Here's another thing I've noticed on the dating apps lately. And keep in mind I am in the Twin Cities - an uber progressive area in Minnesota. More and more men are describing their political affiliation as "Fiscally conservative, socially liberal" which isn't a thing. You…

Notice fireflies are everywhere after not seeing them for a few years. Think to myself - oh all the bee gardens and other things we've been doing regarding the environment are paying off - the world is healing. Go to google (another incoming rant) to learn more. Find Popular…

Ugh. Why do they do this? Guy likes my profile on a dating app. I check out his profile and his checks all the boxes - He's single, conservative, doesn't smoke, doesn't smoke pot, and he's a social drinker. Seems to have all his teeth. I like him back. We make small talk. He…

I just saw a very pregnant woman walking around wearing a catsuit and even though I just went, I feel the need to pee.

He never had a man card.

If I played the songs Convoy or Elvira right now, would you know all the lyrics?

I've reached the age where I realize my parents were right about everything and I should have listened to them more. I would have saved a lot of time, considerable heartache and would be a whole lot wealthier now.

Shop owners of all shapes and sizes - Can you please just work the cost of the bags into the cost of doing business and act accordingly? I have 15 items, yes, I want a bag.

No dead mouse in the living room this morning, but the incontinent dog pooped where the mouse is usually found, so.... Happy Monday! No pictures.

Author Mia Hughes @_CryMiaRiver : “I am absolutely convinced: if we did bombard kids with the same messaging that people can be born with innate amputee identities, if we put amputees into children's television shows, if surgeons advertise their amputee services, we could…

Who knew it was going to be funnier through a 2025 POV?🤣🤣🤣