The Mayor (unlucky)

Thank you if you do but no worries if not. ca and vmo are always preferred (bc fees and distribution wait times) but this isn’t a joke or a scam, this is my shitty ass life gofund.me/2c644355

Day 5 no internet.. we’ve started eating each other….

You want to buy this stuff for your house so bad 🌀

Very cute and adorable wall shelf ! Buy my art ! Mdsnarts.etsy.com

I’m literally just a girl @Ask_Spectrum why is this happening to me, this is unjust

The hardest part about losing my brother is not having a cowboys fan to dunk on all season (go birds)

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

Going to the Applebees looking for trouble

Today’s the due date. My baby brother just died. Anything helps gofund.me/1b980332

Zakkery had more kindness in his heart than the other 5 of us combined. He was good and he was funny and he was never ever selfish, not once. Zakk fucking ruled man. You were lucky to know him but I was luckier to have him as a brother. Love you a million billion Little Big

Life isn’t a highway, actually

What have I been missing

Every time I eat pomegranate arils I feel like I’m fighting for my life

“Whose line is it anyway?” but instead of improv they’re all just doing cocaine

this is so fucking funny because i was literally in handcuffs and had just tried to kll myself like an hour and half prior lmfao