Matt McCusker

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

This ruled

Got a Get In Some Head heater coming down the pike next week. #LightSwitchNation

This upcoming Friday August 1st capcitycomedy.com/events/118990

Atlantic City, August 16th I’ll be doing stand up comedy at Ocean Resort mattmccusker.com/dates/

Gardini Guarantee

Shane Gillis is the man

Shane bringing Matt into his monologue

I was hacked. That MCCUSKER-COIN thing is bullshit. I hope none of you were dumb enough to buy any. If so. Hope it worked out.

mattmccusker.com/dates/

Were Finna do two this week.

This was the first ever shit cast #Mattandshanesecretpodcast #MSSP @mattwritesbooks @Shanemgillis

Starting to suspect that the original cowboys may have actually been white guys who sort of presented as black, culturally speaking.

Squirt IS pee?

Hope everyone is chilling as hard as possible today.

I’ll be in San Francisco starting tomorrow (5/1) until Saturday (5/3) at Cobbs comedy club. Get tix here cobbscomedy.com/shows

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