matty_kay
@mattty_k
Former JPMorgan and Barclays peasant
Unpopular opinion: Take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.
If tariffs are so great, why do you keep pausing them?
BREAKING: The US and China have agreed to extend their tariff pause for another 90-days.
Since RBI became official in 1920, only one MLB player has had, over the course of his entire career (same game or not), a game with 4+ HR a game with 5+ XBH a game with 6+ hits a game with 6+ runs a game with 8+ RBI That one player is Nick Kurtz. He did it all tonight.
THE 20TH FOUR HOME RUN GAME IN MLB HISTORY. NICK KURTZ HAVE A NIGHT
SAN has to be crappiest airport for a nice city in all of the country
Get after it, boot lickers
Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP
I don’t need to see you guys in real life. Real life is miserable
Male friendship is just sending tweets to each other for years until one of you dies
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
Better look at the TRON: Ares SDCC Exclusive vinyl. There will only be 2500 of them. (Source: gizmodo.com/sdcc-2025-show…)
Please god, it’s me, Matt
BREAKING: US considering removing tax on capital gains on home sales, per Reuters
Backyard grilling just hasn't been the same... TWO WEEKS until #KingOfTheHill returns with an all new season!
That’s it?
The average 🇺🇸 American household owes $10,000 in credit card debt, $58,957 in student loan debt, $241,840 in mortgage debt and $22,612 in auto loans according to a survey by PolicyGenius.
HBO really doesn’t have a show we can watch on Sunday nights like what is going on
Wait ... what?! What are the odds? 🤯 Watch @TheOpen live on NBC.
This will not end well.
BREAKING: President Trump is set to sign an executive order as soon as this week that would allow 401k retirement plans to invest in crypto. This opens $9 TRILLION worth of capital for alternative investments like crypto, gold, and private equity.
Non-Sports cards B/S/T thread‼️‼️ - Movies, TV, Music, History, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh..ANYTHING that’s not sports related! Make sure you put a price with your listing‼️ Retweet if you list an item‼️ Be kind and have fun! #CollectWhatYouLove
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.” wired.com/story/the-fbis…