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@marxiners
she/her. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own. #tridentsup #dbacks
Shohei Ohtani gets a face full of Teoscar Hernandez's seeds.
Shohei Ohtani gets a face full of Teoscar Hernandez's seeds.
the milwaukee brewers have just been shut out for the first time since june 8th, their 11 game winning streak is over
Wait… Aquaman hosted Ozzy Osbourne’s FINAL show?? IM SCARED 😭
not sure you’re hunting anything with chronic venous insufficiency except for compression socks but go off i guess
They came after the wrong man.
abs aren’t attractive because what do you mean you only eat chicken and rice
Cal Raleigh is on pace to hit 62 home runs this year, which would tie Aaron Judge's AL record
Cal Raleigh is on pace to hit 62 home runs this year, which would tie Aaron Judge's AL record
the big dumper on big dumper makes the triple a bit of a challenge
Cal Raleigh, 2025 hits breakdown... Singles: 39 Doubles: 16 Triples: 0 Homers: 39
1. pitching cyborg 2. pitching cyborg 3. pitching cyborg 4. pitching cyborg 5. some guy from bellevue who throws 93 and can name the ‘95 mariners starter lineup
This gap between No. 1 and No. 2 is downright absurd when you consider who No. 2 is and how great and dominant *he* is.