Mariah the Race Scientist

The face and the dress

If anyone wants an article about Tumblr’s Nick Fuentes expanded yaoi universe you know damn well who to call ☎️

when i used to be on dating apps it was so funny bc people's idea of a date is like.. lets go walk. yeah i will meet you at the local park after my tennis practice and be late and we can grab a coffee that i might pay for. and then lets walk some more. i fucking guess.

no

googling cute non committal date ideas that are legal but also fun and the right amount of intimate and frivolous and

I miss her so much

I’ve never really been that sad over a celebrity death but even a few days later Hogan dying hits hard. It feels like part of America probably died with him

The cuck chair is a position of power. It displays management material. No intense labor, only supervision.

I haven’t seen my baby in forever. I hope she got taken in by a nice family, she deserves it. I’m gonna frame this. 🥲

true chemistry is so rare and such a gift to experience

In the Rush Hour 3 end credit bloopers when Chris says to Jackie “after everything we’ve been through… Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2” that’s cinema baby

I am the last romantic alive in the United States of America

I've got a new appreciation for Johnny Depp after learning he came from nothing in Kentucky and as such is extremely bad with money. He sounds really fun

I love her

welcome to tpot beautiful japanese lady whoever you are

Texting this to her with zero context

Body count is like ‘calories in, calories out’ …an oversimplified, mostly meaningless metric that ignores all context and nuance. It’s 100% circumstantial

I’m 100% certain it’s been said before, but you 100% want to pick the ‘bad boy’ who’s had every gorgeous woman he ever wanted and had the best time every time over the scorned, rejected nerd who will make it his life mission to [subconsciously] punish you for the girls who didn’t…