Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomic
Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best

Fancy a night out tonight for £10? Tonight's the night for the TASA Comedy Night And not one but three comedians Michael Carmichael (@PASTA_Mick), Mick McNeill and your headliner Mark Nelson (@marknelsoncomic) Tickets available on the door (@WoSCC)
Comedy Night Got your tickets yet – no worries if not, tickets available on the door £10/pp 🗓️Friday 25th July (yes that’s tomorrow) ⏰1900 for 2000 start 📌 West Of Scotland Cricket Club, 40-44 Peel St, Glasgow G11 5LU
Another part of my childhood gone Rest In Peace Brother

Free this Saturday night if anyone has a space needing filled in Glasgow. Even just 10/15 mins unpaid just to try new stuff. Cheers
Some strike that son
"A BELTER from the Boy Wonder!" 😱😱 An unbelievable run and strike from Findlay Curtis to fire @RangersFC in front! 🔵
The amount of people in the replies who either don’t understand the question or the joke is incredible. Some thick as mince folk in the world.
Just watching tenable. Question is, 10 seven letter countries that begin with G-L This girl didn’t get an answer #tenable
Celtic hammering Newcastle 4-0 aye. Both them and Rangers would win that league within 3 seasons.
This is the good stuff
My first gig was Maine road aged 14 His was Heaton park aged 12. I cried a bit during one lyric. Don't care. A dream come true that tonight. Never did I ever think I'd see oasis with any of my kids. I'll never forget tonight as long as I live
As always Liverpool an absolute pleasure guesting on @TroyHawke and @adamrowecomedy shows last night @HWCCLiverpool If you enjoyed me I am back with my own tour show in November Tickets here hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/276601ac…

Want to say a big massive thank you to our gorge @Marie_1878_70 we had an amazing afternoon at @HWCCLiverpool watching @TroyHawke @marknelsoncomic @elliotsteelcom & @RobThomasComedy you are so very kind and i can't thank you enough, for our tickets 🤣 TYSM x💙 it was bossss
𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 – 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟮𝟱𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 Under a week to go to enjoy an evening of comedy courtesy of Mark Nelson (@marknelsoncomic) at @WoSCC in Glasgow, plus a wee raffle and tickets are only £10/pp: …rtan-army-sunshine-appeal.square.site/product/comedy…
This is something else
One of the great moments in the history of politically correct 90s cartoons
The best dance song of all time
N-Trance - Set You Free Top of the Pops, 1995
FRINGE ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be back in my spiritual bunker as King of the Hive. First time I have ever done just a half run and excited to give a run out of all the new stuff to folk. Tickets here : edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

Would love to kick fuck out of this prick
Uncle Bot update: he cannot play Basketball with the boys yet as this is still beyond his capabilities. He will watch and support them from the sidelines, though.
Truly great bit of stand up this.
Final London shows on August 13th @ubsoho.
Fuck your fucking fences, this is what punk rock is about
An estimated 5000 fans were on Gallagher Hill this evening during Oasis’ third sold out concert at Heaton Park.