The Guerilla King
@RobThomasComedy
Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.
🚨 OUT NOW 🚨 Get ready for pure chaos... 😳😂 🍻 THE 24 SPECIAL 🍻 🍔 Only on Patreon. 🍔
Was going to tweet imagine Sam Quek doing this but unfortunately I can
SOMEONE GET THIS TO ISAAK 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 YOU'RE ALREADY HOME.
I was once a Zay Jones TD away from winning the Milly Maker. I’m on the phone with my Dad, and my Hulu stream is 4 seconds behind his cable. Suddenly he says “Justin…you’re a millionaire!” and I spend about 3 seconds in euphoria before watching Marvin Jones catch a touchdown
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Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM
Pedro pascal is the first man that’s gonna be canceled by other men for inappropriate behavior with women
haha, so true man! did you see the new one yet?
Hahahahaha. As always South Park doesn’t miss.
RELEASE THE TRENTSTEIN TAPES
Staying sharp ⚡️ Quick feet from Rio ✨
Fat cunts gonna die soon unfortunately, every pub up and down the country simultaneously unite in a 21 Bosh Salute.
First Cornish pasty bosh.
Nostalgia Nonce there, his eyes begging for her to pull his hair and spit in his mouth after she's degraded him so badly. We've all been there Rory, silly little boys quivering with a stiffy.
You know the moment... it had to be in. 😅 The Fan Debate at its very best, out tomorrow! 🔥
Literally nobody: Pedro Pascal when he starts to feel anxious:
very important that we boycott @greeneking pubs after this shit 👇🏻
We had so much fun on Saturday with the amazing Troy Hawke! 😂🙌 Check out the other upcoming Touring Comedians coming to Hot Water Comedy Club on our website ⬇️ loom.ly/Dj3FPxQ
watching Tom Skinner's videos after watching Big John's
That didn’t take long
Why don’t we just convert him to Midfielder and play Carvajal at RB ?
As always Liverpool an absolute pleasure guesting on @TroyHawke and @adamrowecomedy shows last night @HWCCLiverpool If you enjoyed me I am back with my own tour show in November Tickets here hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/276601ac…
Scab
1st gig of 4 today done @HWCCLiverpool Some place