alexa

sydney sweeney has good genes? she actually looks inbred but sure

some marketing emails these days are just straight up unsubscribe resistant like they’re creating new strains

sorry nothing on me

I ❤️ texting back 2 weeks later

I’m so sick of this attitude man you talk about “getting a gf” as if it’s a fucking job!! your credentials will only get you so far and beyond that it’s about genuine deep connection and it’s fucking WORK to find but you have to get your ass up and stop BLAMING WOMEN

you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im frying up italian sausage, cooking down down shallots and garlic, browning tomato paste, deglazing with vodka and adding heavy cream and parm

everything is so crazy lately why shouldn’t I be able to move a file to a different folder while it’s still open

the lapd has a larger budget than some european countries but their bomb techs can't tell "is this a bomb" and their deputies are committing acts of accidental self-violence that would make elmer fudd look like john wick. great work all around guys

in december 2023 health and aid workers in gaza had to create a new acronym WCNSF (wounded child no surviving family). i thought nothing on earth could be more heartbreaking. that was 18 months ago and those children are being starved to death

I heard a ghastly sounding woman in the airport say “ChatGPT— how much did I spend on this matcha??” into her phone about her drink

our flight got cancelled last night bc they couldn’t find pilots like they’re really running commercial aviation like it’s uber

flight back to LA delayed 4 hours

wearing this to my email job

you really do need to stay reading stories like “Caring Cat Steps In To Raise An Orphaned Baby Bobcat” to remain sane

in the midwest watching my man slay at cornhole

charli xcx

this bar making their espresso martinis with cold brew

drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space

shit I send my bf while he’s outside smoking

There is a gap in my resume. It’s how the light gets in.