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hi, i’m dean! 22, they/she, autistic jewish dyke for palestine. i'm what would happen if gene shalit and the big bopper got in the transporter from the fly.
i've added three new questions to the Big Dog Or Mother quiz- two of them are about movies, because i've kind of been living and breathing movies lately =^) uquiz.com/BYTiVT
this happened to my buddy starla von luft
am i doing it right
We’re getting to my favorite part!! Yippee!!
boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i watch hollywoodland on company time. this will be my eighteenth time watching it!! have i lost my mind? yeah, probably.
i bet you guys can’t guess which option i voted for
given the opportunity, who wouldn’t fuck adrien brody
I be saying this shit outloud at Whole Foods with a gun to my head
Oversized T-shirt pssy is better than lingerie pssy
All advertisements should just have the tagline "Remember being born?" and a simple photo of the product against a white background
They’re all like “HE WON THAT SECOND OSCAR FOR PLAYING THE SAME ROLE THAT GOT HIM THE FIRST ONE!” and I’m like… well, there’s a much more egregious example of that in recent memory!
When I think about Philip Seymour Hoffman losing the Oscar to Christoph Waltz, I sort of understand how Timothee Chalamet stans felt about this year’s Oscars.
When I think about Philip Seymour Hoffman losing the Oscar to Christoph Waltz, I sort of understand how Timothee Chalamet stans felt about this year’s Oscars.
just remembered the part of barbie where it becomes a car commercial and honestly i think that alone should have disqualified it from several awards
boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i watch hollywoodland on company time. this will be my eighteenth time watching it!! have i lost my mind? yeah, probably.
1950s Westerns? Little House on the Prairie? The Andy Griffith Show? None of these take place in Appalachia! This is like if I said “I know all about what it’s like in Denver, I’ve seen so many episodes of Seinfeld!”
THIS IS KILLING MEEEEEEE
i like scrolling the tags on this post in particular for free entertainment
the way people talk about rap on there is fucking insane
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
smoking on that shit that made uncle boonmee recall his past lives
Marine 1: [grabbing letter] looks like Junior’s got a girlfriend! Other marines: oooooohhhh Marine 2: what’s her name?? Junior: [grabbing a letter and a clearly photoshopped image of Jennifer Anniston holding up a sign that says “I’m real, August 1945” from Marine 1] Quit it!
Joaquin Phoenix is one of the best sloppy runners in movies. He always runs with a clumsy desperation, constantly wheezing, it’s awesome
Do you think when Natasha Lyonne is alone or in private she drops the voice and is just normal
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I had two people on the spectrum consulting me at all times
"i forgor" is in my top 3
some people don't understand the artistic simplicity behind misspelling words on purpose