Garv Malik

Innovation by Engineers: Aircrafts, Internet, Artificial Intelligence, Submarines Innovation by MBAs: Let's sell 450ml packets of milk instead of 500ml. Make fake juice and call it Real.

Overheard Delhi : A: 3L ka target hai aaj mera B: Sales ya profit? A: 3L water intake. B: Nakli bania hai tu.

Who called them twins and not genetic A/B testing?

Before Data: Decide on hunch After Data: Data = hunch, sahi hai If Data != hunch, "data galat hai / kuch gadbad hai" Moral: It's still hunch based decision, data is a crutch

I am willing to bet that Shantanu is bitter because he couldn't get acquired for that amount of money and has to do ragebait on linkedin and a podcast to survive. "Not hard to copy a copycat" - Founder of Bombay shaving company in Delhi, who never heard of Dollar Shave club or…

Healthy Game: Have 1g protein every time a VC says "first principles" You will complete your protein intake everyday. PS: Know when to stop, unlike VCs who say "First Principles"

Huge shoutout to Garv & Nishant from our recent creators’ event! 🧡🥳 @malikgarv didn’t just bring the energy — he helped us host the whole thing. Couldn’t have done it without you! @nishantchahar11 thank you for the energy, excitement, and pure power on court.🔥

Just saw a police bus carrying prisoners use a siren and make us all wait. Basically taxpayers are beneath prisoners.

CoinDCX also gives exit. Or ESOP buyback. not sure.

Overheard Delhi: Yaar ye jeevansathi pe height ki tarah weight ka bhi filter hona chahiye.

Imagine being proud of reaching 4th biggest GDP but being known for stealing, for being loud and smelly by the whole world. I guess GDP isn't that important. How we treat people and their homes does.

Overheard coaching advice Agar clear ho jae, to IIT lo If you are a Bit slo, aap BITS lo.

We have come a long way from being people pleasers to becoming AI pleasers.

Wake up Judiciary. Will you be held in contempt of humanity or democracy for this?

If you think BITS Pilani Hyderabad Campus and IIM Indore Mumbai Campus were strange I just found out about Mumbai Indians New York.

Pune is not for beginners.

783M views? this is gangnam style territory

Another day of being so numb that I still find out about earthquakes from people asking if I am okay.

Real life experiences are the new AI / Bitcoin. Coffee raves, fake weddings, mixer events, they will flood the cities till they become as frequent as a road accident : " there is one happening every 3 minutes" Just few steps away from VCs investing into it

Life is guarenteed death experience. Always ends this way.

We have put hiring filters into life partner search [College/company pedigree] and life partner filters [character, grit, persistence] into hiring. And are having a hard time doing both.