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im a jerk but your dude is a real dick

shows up to dinner like this

your girls favourite toy

it should cost money to make "ruin my life" comments so that it can actually start to ruin mens lives

thinking about that girl on here that said these days “everyone is sexy and no one is erotic”

and yes! It has teeth!

its weird when you have an almost identical conversation with someone but theyre adamantly against what theyve said before

i need way bigger arms

puppet and puppeteer

need a break

does anyone want to pretend to be in love with me

“your guy friends wanna fck you” yeah and so do my girl friends. it’s the current year everyone’s half gay and I’m hot what’s your point?

Eat me 🧠