♡ paige ♡

bleaching and coloring my pubes pink was awesome, but now that it’s growing out she looks like a Y2K boy band member with frosted tips (￣ω￣;)

My five year plan is to do as many side quests as possible and just see what happens

oh him?! he’s just my emotional support DJ

AI this AI that ~ Aye I have had enough of this conversation

me whenever I recognize a song from a rhythm game: “ I recognize this song from a rhythm game ”

I’m literally fucking insane thank God I’m somewhat attractive

I let them hit because they have rly rly rare magic cards

You’ll be at the lowest point of your life and suddenly the universe decides to send u a cat girl

WHEN IS THIS LONG ASS FLIGHT GONNA TURN OFF THE NO SMOKING SIGN?!???!!

is it hypocritical to say “ i hate people “ and then miss strangers i had conversations with on flights?

can i come over and pet your head? yes yes yes ↓ ↓ ↓

Men are like dogs because they’re cute and I like them

Me when I id the next song before the dj finishes mixing it in

I don’t wanna color my hair, it’s finally pretty healthy 🫧 But the PARASITES inside me want me to color my hair 👹

“is that a joke to you?” not necessarily, but if you give me two minutes I can make one

i’m a sweetie pie, so if you’ve ever had a problem with me it’s definitely your fault

“your guy friends wanna fck you” yeah and so do my girl friends. it’s the current year everyone’s half gay and I’m hot what’s your point?

not now kitten mommy is crashing out