madison (top 0.1% on sudoku)
@madsmotionless
hot, smart, funny, accounting alt: @sadsmotionless
I still can’t believe the younger brother grew up to accidentally kill his little sister and left her body in the car for their mom to find
18 years ago, the Naked Brothers band released 'If That's not Love'
Woke up hung over for the first time in 6 years and reading all the death threats I got

You’ll never believe what this is in reply to
You just a wh@re. Trump will be your president for the next few years. Mad? Good. Stay mad.
Maybe the love of your life isn’t on Twitter maybe they’re at the bowling alley
Not downloading the Tea app I talk shit in person like an adult
“Dumb liberal get off social media and read the news!!! Not that article it’s fake news! and not that one or that one or that one or that one or that one or th”
I love the “I’m getting out witted by a woman let me call her a truck stop whore that’ll show her” move. 10/10 such a classic
I'm picking something up on the PKE Meter..
Me rn with that one Trump post
Me when I cyberbully