cornbread Bitch
@wobblymami
all I need is a Marlboro 72 gold and a bud heavy and I’m happy | PLF
The day they stop letting you smoke inside shitty bars is the day the liberals win
Eating the cheezit snack mix in bed- way too many fucking pretzels btw not nearly enough of anything else and wouldn’t you think there’d be more cheezits than anything else? Anyways I’m getting crumbs everywhere
I will eat a man’s butt after work idgaf about a little dirt
this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce🤮
Something simple because I have a boudoir shoot coming up next week heheeheheehehe
Omg.. how could I forget. Got my nails done today
At this freaky ass ice cream shop and they had ice cream nachos
I wonder how many times he’s been told “it’s the perfect size the big ones hurt”
Things i tell every girl i date: “i knew you were the one from the time i met you” “i never met anyone like you before” “for the first time my life feels like it has meaning” “no has ever understood me like you do” “i never felt this way about anyone before” “you’re…
Men that have their read receipts on will give you chlamydia
the fertility rates are down because women are scared to have children with deadbeat losers who don’t do anything because it happens all the time
Asking a man if he’s into feet is kinda humbling when he’s not… like oh, so I’m pervert?? ❓👉😟 I’m sexual deviant??
Orlando is so funny like why is your 2003 dodge caravan on chrome 22s