Muthoni Mukono
@m_uthoni__
•°A sense of humour is critical to your survival°• || African-Feminist || Peng 🫶🏾
Macadamia cookies>>>>>high protein intake breakfast. For more nutritional advice, please do not hesitate to reach out!
Phone is on DND, wine on the table, favorite show on TV and there’s food in the fridge. Life is good, life is really good.
Okayyyyyy! B/W sisi wote aesthetic will be earth girl/ ashawo! Nishawashow🙏
DUSK TO DAWN OUT NOW!!! Available on stream worldwide! #DuskToDawn #Serro #SerroJinaKubwa
Buy me, gold Buy me books Buy me handbags. Materialistic lover girl >>>>>
I need men to understand that even women with pure intentions still want your money.
Mean girls exhaust me! You could be anything in this world and you choose to be MEAN? FOR? ABSOLUTELY?NO? REASON??????
20 months later, the one defending government borrowing is now the one calling press conferences to condemn it. The one who was opposing the borrowing is now the Minister of finance leading the charge for the next borrow phase
MP Ndindi Nyoro vs John Mbadi Mbadi: You have been borrowing too much... Ndindi: You are sceptical with the truth... #WADR with @jamessmat
I never thought I would ever meet someone who hates Ruto than me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Always have something to look forward to. A nice meal after the end of a long shift, a trip, a book, a show to watch,.. just have something you are excited to get to. It eases life
What have you realized lately?
Death to every single person that was involved in this product development! Whyyyyy would anyone put chilli in lipgloss?????? 😭😭
I just wanted to take a moment to sincerely apologize for what I said earlier. I understand that it didn’t sit well with some of you, and I take full responsibility for that. I’ve heard the corrections very, very well and I appreciate everyone who took the time to point things…
She’s opened her own place guys, Estrah Parlour located along Kimathi street at Norwich House, new wing, third floor, room 2. She’s truly the best :))
So that waxing place where all of us Nairobi babes congregate, decided to fire the top waxing ladies and have the receptionist lying everytime that they are on leave..was about to go back to my old waxing lady…Anyway all y’all Esther’s clients, kama hamna number mnaweza DM🤭
On a normal day, a police officer would have arrested all of them for wearing "military regalia". This should tell you something...
Bunge la Mwananchi youth, led by Francis Awino, vow to field a presidential candidate in 2027 under the 'One Tribe One Nation' movement. Video by Collins Kweyu
One of the most disturbing facts about Kenya is Since Kenya became a republic, the number of innocent protesters charged with terrorism in 2025 is higher than the number of terrorists charged with terrorism since independence It's a weird fact about a "Democratic Country"
Do you guys know any books or movies with an unreliable narrator who gets more and more unreliable as the story goes on untill you slowly discover they're actually detached from reality?
We’re officially cooking for the Usikimye kids & elderly on 30th August. If you’d like to support by sending ingredients or financial support, here’s the Paybill number: Paybill:891300 Account: Washibe Anyone willing to join us and cook you’re most welcome 🤗❤️ .
Wapishi tushikane siku moja and go cook for the kids and elderly 😊.