Lukas Battle
@lukasbattle
I just wanted to share this video of my little brother living in the pillow fort he made it truly is a masterpiece
Land?
Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?
God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.
Chappell was right it takes 10 years to be an overnight sensation
Harrison Ford lands his first Emmy nomination at 83.
They’re gonna react to the fireworks on the Fourth of July like a golden retriever
Can eating pop rocks while pregnant harm your baby???????
I love seeing an adult on roller blades it’s like maybe I will be ok after all
As a bartender, this would work on me.
Doing the cup song at the bar until the bartender notices that you need another round
New York City date idea: Releasing the imprisoned horses that pull people around in Central Park and bringing them to Bella Hadid's house
Why would I "start my work day" or "catch up on emails" when I could watch Little Women Tik Tok Edits while laying down horizontally
Love how my mind being completely devoid of any complex thoughts and me feeling happy only occur at the same time
Every sunrise invites the opportunity for you to humiliate yourself. Every day is a blank canvas waiting for you to paint it with embarrassing decisions. Everynight is an opportunity to reflect on how poorly you acted that day.
Doing the cup song at the bar until the bartender notices that you need another round
In the Bible “thou shall not lie” refers to telling the host of a restaurant that the last person missing from your party is “right around the corner” and we are all going to hell
Leaving a Parvati Shallow drag show in Brooklyn as the hot summer air blows on my face and Lorde plays in my ears
Love island contestants saying they have a connection with someone they met 48 hours ago babe the only connection you have in common is the connecting flight home after you get voted off
Before asking someone at a cafe to watch my laptop so I can use the bathroom I like to envision what they would look like running after, tackling, and performing a citizens arrest in the middle of the street
I’ve only been gay for three years I’m so excited to be a senior