mike oxsmol

Me stepping out of my comfort zone: I’m going to try a new grocery store today.

Is that trump or jojo siwa

Using the bagged garam masala I found on a stoop in park slope for dinner tonight

Guy on Raya has his job as “self employed scientist and coach” so what I’m assuming he means is that he has a nutrition degree and sells meal plans

Has anyone noticed that her teeth are blue

I know her ass had this sticker on the classroom door

Bulking oomf eating his gym bro meal prepped dinner on FaceTime for me flexing his big arms and playing with his pecs

MEEE except I don’t own any sunglasses and the AC is set at 60

anyone wanna find a cute little town in upstate NY and gentrify it w me?

I was I was a fat girl with 20 gay guy best friends they have the best lives

I’ve been informed that my plums are actually plouts

My worst fear is the love of my life having a pet cat

20k on ig is not impressive. you knew you were gorgeous and got on the internet