luhenn 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Woke up at 4 am last night, frantically wrote this in my notes app, then immediately passed out again
I hate my life
She's holding the football for me! I think this time im really gonna kick it!
there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations
there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations
Some may think "CYCLOPS!" but alas, it is a trick of perspective! If this fine seal were to turn it's head you would discover a second eye ! Marvelous!
In a few years we'll all be living in tiered cities with sluggers on the top level and pitchers all the way at the bottom, groveling in filth. They'll have to lick the moisture off of the ceiling
i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees
every day I'm forced to see a twitter """activist""" try to ratio the white house
every day I'm forced to see a twitter """activist""" try to ratio the white house
Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”
My son: I'm gonna watch that new football game *Shotgun cocking sound* My son: Actually I changed my mind I'm going to watch the Baseball game.
I've decided to quit making speedrun history videos, and start making YTPs instead. I hope you all enjoy Stawn Pars.
Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy
ozzy osbourne: where am I? brian wilson: you’re late to band practice, just got you a new mic juice wrld: Let’s get started gang
guess which one i am
Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”
You will NEVER guess what song is playing with this edit
You mean This guy?