baby bitch
@lovetogopee
yes i'm a librarian no i don't know how to read. we exist ♡ yes i sell content just ask ♡ they/them
i have fucked the plums that were in the icebox ... forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so deadly
Despartun the male stag beetle: -Found eating yoghurt out of desperation during the famine. -No females I own like him, nor does he like them either. -Taste a plum once, falls in love with it. -Mates with the plum and fucking dies. *OK*
one of my coworkers told me earlier that her mom graduated high school in 2001. i felt a strong urge to lie down
DMV: sweet Nox (9) has been w/ our rescue since Oct w/ little to no interest. He’s a sweet guy who loves to keep his people company. He had a long life on the streets & no one will give him a chance bc he’s an older guy who makes his boundaries known. tinyurl.com/464zukhc
the one that's always gotten to me is when people say "yay" instead of "yea" when responding yea or nay
I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me
said my first goodbyes to two of my coworkers who aren't here the rest of the week and i didn't even cry
i realized my problem, i'm the only person left on the planet who's using hoopla
@hooplaDigital your app SUCKS SO HARD I HATE IT FIX IT NOW
fuck yeah
BREAKING: Fenway concession workers could strike for the first time in the stadium’s 113 year history. The union has given food and beverage company Aramark 48 hours to offer a new contract. Otherwise workers will strike while the Red Sox play the Dodgers this weekend.
had mac & cheese for lunch and my coworker just got me a milkshake boy i'm boutta be FARTIN
"i forgor" is in my top 3
some people don't understand the artistic simplicity behind misspelling words on purpose
the narrator of this audiobook just dropped their accent mid-chapter and it pissed me off so much im about to DNF this
totally forgot Mandy Patinkin is in the first few seasons of criminal minds hell yeah we love Mandy Patinkin