i'm nice on here
@littleerik
we'll just see about that
(I lean towards you and shout over the noise of the crowd) this is some party!
All of the “shitheads” you’re now talking about voting are people you told us were gonna save democracy and have instead funded and supported a genocide for 2 years while bringing felony charges against people who protested it
I just heard the saddest song about this woman who cries sometimes when she’s lying in bed, just to get it all out, what’s in her head, and she’s feeling a little peculiar
(trying to get people to call bluesky “diet twitter”) im smoothieposting on diet twitter
proud to finally be able to release my sex tape. music courtesy of BMG/Universal. enjoy!

One day you’ll find you no longer have the strength to pick up the bat. You’ll wonder if it was all worth it, asking yourself, was there more to life than smacking home run after home run? And God will answer, “No”.
Scientists Said A Growing Body of Evidence Suggests Everything We Thought We Knew About My Balls is Wrong