littlebillie
@littlebillie
Mediocre tweets. Read them; you’ll figure me out.
As a mom I am struggling to maintain my Twitter/home life balance.
Everybody please blindly like this tweet thank you
Damn you Neal!!!
Ok we’re gonna do some sort of teriyaki steak/stir fry on the flat top tomorrow, what cut of beef do I take out of the freezer?
I fed an average of 75 people per meal 24 meals for 1.85/meal.
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
Okay I gotta stop being a silly goose on here and get dinner ready like a woman should be!!
It looks like a prison. Which is where Obama has been since 2017!!!!
What are your thoughts on Obama’s presidential library?
Thoughts and prayers for my husband today who has to golf in bad weather
Why can my 4 year old already reach the handles of the top cupboards this is insane
More good news: I’m down 2 more lbs and officially out of the overweight category on my weight loss app 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 (for the first time since 2017)
Bad news: I have strep throat. Good news: 4 outta 5 other family members had it 2 weeks ago and I didn’t get it til after I was done summer camp cooking for those two weeks 🙌🏼
Lady next to me at the baseball game with a baby in the stroller….completely strapped in, she’s just on her phone. Put the baby on a blankettttt
I don’t wanna brag but I’m only 6lbs away from the number I’ve been lying on my license with for a solid decade
Need one of those live laugh love signs except it says “THROW YOUR CRAP IN THE TRASH”
I don’t know why but long sleeve shirt with shorts is the best outfit.
Don’t go to Coldplay concerts with other people
Long-time married folks… …what is your best piece of advice for staying married?
Burgers are terrible.
It’s amazing that whenever a yuppie libtard talks about amazing food they just mean the peasant food of non Americans. Pirogis are pretty good I guess but have you had a cheeseburger?
And they often don’t actually *have* the intellect and knowledge, even on the off chance it were true.
Intellect and knowledge do not cover a multitude of sins, though many behave as though it does.
Yes, as we all know, children in public school never experience abuse and on the rare occasion it happens, we totally put an end to it, buster!
I used to think homeschooling was fine. I now think it should be illegal with zero exceptions, and that faith-based homeschoolers need weekly visits from CPS. Isolating your kids from the daily oversight of mandated reporters should be a red flag in the child welfare system.