linc

dads as soon as they step in home depot

what’s stopping gov newsom from calling in the national guard to protect protestors from the marines? someone check americas instruction manual

it's absolutely insane what a good night's rest can do for you mentally and physically

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far but, in the end, it didn’t even matter.

can't wait to crush at least a hundred nooners this weekend

the number of people who reached out to wish me a happy glizzy day brought a tear to my eye

sox continue to struggle to get a W

"inside you are two wolves" ok

slur

wtf am i supposed to do with this

i was born to be retired

i love the part where i get into an accident and a million seashells pierce through my skull at 100mph

love island uk and usa on at the same time i will not watch another piece of media for the next 3 months

no matter what, when life got you down, there'll always be $1.50 hotdogs at costco

i am unavailable because i am playing a computer game that takes up the entire screen

me and my corgi would've killed E.T. with our teeth i can tell you that much