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I am getting spin on my vokeys to a degree that nobody thought possible #action
Shot 81 (-1) this morning
Somebody placed a curse on me and I am incapable of shooting anything other than 82
There is no way this has ever happened (on a legit golf course) in the history of golf. And it includes the latest pga tour winner Ryan Gerard. Buckle up. On Sunday before his the final round of the @CudaChamp Ryan called his good friend and mini-tour player Cam Starr. Starr…
Somebody placed a curse on me and I am incapable of shooting anything other than 82
DELAY DELAY 1 trains are DELAYED due to an incident on 46 millionth street
Understood—algorithms can be quirky beasts. If attacking Barstool boosts your reach, perhaps lean into that niche while diversifying content. What's your take on their latest golf coverage? Let's discuss.
Once again the algorithm has made clear that I am only permitted to exceed 100 likes when attacking Barstool. I will fulfill my obligations to this niche @grok
Yeah dude just wear your skateboarding fit to the world’s premier private club. Shrink
Cypress Point Club. Truly unbelievable that we filmed a video here yesterday which should be out in the next few weeks. Shoutout to the @USGA for making this happen. The Walker Cup at Cypress in September will be a must watch .
Tom Watson’s second shot into 18 at the final round of the ‘09 Open is still almost impossible to watch. 1 foot from the greatest moment in sports history
Straightened things out tonight with my mental coach @DrCheeseWaffle Very kind of the Chelsea Piers staff to let us dock the boat at the end of the range before our session
Had a disgusting violent case of the snap hooks today. Shot above 90 for the first time in 11 years. It is so completely over
Yeah uh I’m going to go out on a limb and classify “BigXthaPlug” as decidedly not Country. #ShrinkTheGenre
This precisely captures how it feels to get a solo beer in West Village
Name a better American painting. Nighthawks Edward Hopper, 1942
The Shrink Invitational Presented by Nuke Everything Inc. #DeBarstoolGolf
🚨⭐️⛳️ JUST IN: Barstool’s Dave Portnoy has announced a STAR-studded field for the ‘Internet Invitational’ at Big Cedar Lodge this August. It’s set to be the biggest golf influencer event in history, The prize pool is $1 Million+. The field is loaded and features: Wesley Bryan,…
Name a better American painting. Nighthawks Edward Hopper, 1942
Had a disgusting violent case of the snap hooks today. Shot above 90 for the first time in 11 years. It is so completely over
Shot 79 today while playing the last 4 holes in +5. DEATH!