father tommie
@lesbianplagas
evil mastermind / lesbian / psychology student / dj / writer / lover / stunt double / ordained priest / tonsured / pervert
if doop doesn't make the final cut i am burning myself alive in front of marvel studios
Why is no one flipping out that Doop is in this Doomsday concept art?! It's all anyone should be talking about!
pooping at work to get out of doing the dishes. They have no idea how low i will go
waiting for a candle to burn evenly but i wanna sleep so bad i may be the dumbest person ever for lighting it rn
do not play hozier in the car with me i will crash this thing into the river
just turned twenty bucks into this iktr
going to the quebec casino for my 18 year old friend…..we’re hitting the poker tables like crazy!!!
im afraid i love gambling and drinking and smoking and jerking off too much im sorry god i take pleasure in my vices
coke in one hand. online blackjack in the other. high stakes poker on the television. crusty white dog sat next to me. this is the life
whenever i see carlos diehz’s instagram im overcome with a protective maternal instinct hold my hand papa ill teach you everything
