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aldo bellini character of all time. he’s petty he’s ambitious he’s a coward he’s forward-thinking in a regressive institution. he doesn’t carry his own bags. he’s an internal reformist he can’t talk to women and his idea of a good time is editing academic journals. he’s even bald

Alvin and the Chipmunks x Conclave crossover where the chipmunks sneak in during the conclave and it's Thomas Lawrence's final straw

art by @/nakedguard102

the Pope busting a move 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 style

THE POPE IS CASTING SPELLS ON MY PENIS

more #lawmalley au … this time it’s ray and his deceptively young looking teacher . . .

real quick pixel art of Ray and Thomas running into the chipmunks. Ray is a huge fan, Thomas has no idea what's going on and is afraid

tedesco is like wayyy too excited at the thought of showing up in a speedo so hes forced to be the cashier. giulio wont stop spraying thomas with the hose like a dog

thomas lawrence nipples will remain visible until morale improves

pope innocents vatican should do fundraisers like perhaps a bake sale or a sexy car wash i think this could help raise money and also to boost morale

the only vincent pairings i really like are either sabbanitez or benitesco and its for drastically different reasons

YES!!!!!!!!!!! #YAOI

plus i think vincent would feel very uncomfortable about the dynamic between a cardinal and the head of the catholic church successor to st peter ruler of the holy see bishop of rome etc etc

lawrenítez is doomed because vincent puts the needs of the faithful and the demands of the papacy above his own desires and thomas idolises him too much for them to ever have a healthy relationship as equals