Percival Merganser
@lennylaw
Husband, father and dentist. Cooking, music, reading, science and pubs keep me happy. I live by the sea. GC, TWAM, sod pronouns and, no, that’s not my birthday.
If parachutes are as real as Jesus, Larry will show his faith by jumping from a plane at 5000ft without a parachute knowing that because he is a true believer, Jesus will save him. Come on, Lozza. Front up or fuck off.
Hello, Jesus was in the tomb for only three days, then he arose. Because Jesus lives forever, he has a permanent priesthood. Therefore he is able to save completely those who come to God through him, because he always lives to intercede for them. I would like to share the…
A travesty of a mockery of a sham indeed..
Trump in the Epstein files? @petridishes spins the tale of a conspiracy wrapped in a conspiracy theory wrapped in an enigma. Wrapped in a conspiracy theory. theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…
Poor old @FredSargeant must be utterly sick to death of having to tell the constant tide of drones and brainwashed acolytes of the gender cult the true story. But thank goodness he still does. A true legend.
Malcolm Michaels,drag name Marsha Johnson, and Rae "Sylvia" Rivera were incapable of organizing anything, including their own lives. Michaels showed up after the event was well underway and had said so himself. Rivera was never there, something that Michaels confirmed. We…
No. His first three volumes of memoirs were good but beyond that, nope. His TV work was tediously unfunny. The Goons were great only if you are or were a boy born in the 1940s.
Were you a fan of Spike Milligan?
The stockings and suspenders will take a bit more explaining to her, mind.
In this summer heat, I've found that John Lewis women's full briefs make an excellent substitute for my regular y-fronts. Their lightweight fabric is cooler but their size means they work for men as well as women. My wife laughs at this choice but it really works well.
I know that’s a photo but it looks like it could have been painted by Charles Pears.
The U.S. Coast Guard is tracking the China-flagged research icebreaker Xue Long 2 operating approximately 130 nautical miles inside the U.S. Extended Continental Shelf (ECS) in the Arctic, about 290 nautical miles north of Utqiagvik, Alaska
Money well spent I’d say.
I really can’t justify spending money on extras right now, but I couldn’t not have this little Hornsea cat.
Box of delights. …This is how we are displaying our large posters at tomorrow’s Leadenhall market. You can view at 365posterblog.com/shop
Seems to be an awful lot of middle-aged blokes out there concerned that their wanking habits and preferences are about to be compromised.
You don’t understand how it works do you, Christopher?
The government: “Give us your photo ID and credit card details if you want to access adult websites. They will kept confidential.” Also the government: “We accidentally sent the names of 20,000 enemies of the Taliban to the Taliban.”
On a fifth-day pitch still trying to chase down 300+ just to make England bat again? I should bloody coco.
"India are still in this series, they're not going to roll over!" 🇮🇳 Nasser Hussain says there is still a lot of work to do for England ⏳
They did it with Marathons.. Now this.. What price Treets and Dime Bars?
They should never have been renamed anyway!
Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they would fall off.
The best duck photos of the summer: whyevolutionistrue.com/2025/07/26/thr…
A reminder that rhinoplasty is not a new procedure.
Profiles in Glamour...... who is your favorite??
I remember as a student one of the physiotherapists who lived next door to us, Nikki, South Manchester Posh, once speaking disparagingly of someone as being a type who “probably buys tinned carrots” “Tinned carrots” has remained in the lexicon ever since.
Hey @grok which one of my follows is most likely to eat fruit salad in syrup straight out of the tin?
This was how much he took last parliament. And he has received more since the election.
This is not the Woman of The Day post but I thought you might like to know that pickpocket and fence Mary Frith of London died OTD in 1659 at the age of 73, famed for smoking a pipe, drinking, swearing, wearing breeches and generally outraging just about everyone. She cared so…
Bruce Crompton’s Hetzer. Or as he’d phrase it, “That’s my fakkin’ ‘Etzer!” The TV stuff is all done for show but people I know in the militaria business say that what and who Bruce Crompton doesn’t know really isn’t worth knowing.
Jagdpanzer 38(T) 'Max' of The Crompton Collection, at TANKFEST 2014. 'Max' is one of only 4 original early Skoda-built 38(T)s with the Saukopfblende gun cover & the early armoured mantle (features replaced on later vehicles.) youtube.com/watch?v=kBc5J4…
Every now and again, a post will go 'viral' but this one has gone ballistic! Fantastic post and one that should be compulsory viewing at every flight school in the world. We'll done @OnDisasters 👏👏
The pilot of this Diamond DA42 had a viral reminder of making a proper pre-flight inspection before departing.
If you’re going to Victorious, go down the week before and bury a couple of bottles of spirits in the flowerbeds by the tennis club before they put the walls up.
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