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spent a whole day with my family

why does it look like jenn’s guiding blind gretchen rossi around

barred out at the airport (my happy place)

wtf is going on with my closed captions on WWHL 😭

this + listening to scheana shay list all the dudes she banged in hollywood

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday has been repeating in my head all day

basically on #TheValley there are two main villains. one of them is a drug addict who could likely be convicted of domestic violence and child endangerment if indicted today. the other gossips too much and is annoying. the fans hate one of them more and it’s not who you’d think!

listening to this so you don’t have to AMA

me every time i see u freaks engaging with AI

ovulation is an obvious industry plant

i need jill zarin to send me away to fat camp for a few weeks

and if i said that she looks super hot both before and after?

stephanie kinda looks like larsa if she dressed age appropriately

the concept of running into kelly dodd at mass…

and i will go down with this ship i won’t put my hands up and surrender

hey @BritaniBateman i’m really scared of meredith marks please call me i’m ready to talk

I reject and rebuke post-season love island discourse I reject and rebuke post-season love island discourse I reject and rebuke post-season love island discourse I reject and rebuke post-season love island discourse I reject and rebuke post-season love island discourse

tired of bravo allowing people to exploit their children’s autism diagnoses to use for a storyline

Who remembers

I see why Tina Fey tried to top him

I keep repeating this