kay

that weird girl is your soulmate actually

getting hammered while he golfs the way the lord intended

wine nights in are way better than going out and i’ll die on that hill

God knew i would be too powerful so he gave me crippling stomach issues

girl dinner

Babe wake up my least favorite hetero posted

there is nothing more annoying than when u ask someone not to do something and they do it anyways

the dr called and ordered that u all have to be nice to me

thank you for 4k followers!!!!!!!! i wanna make out with u all

🚨🚨🚨🚨

i am please to announce i am ready to be evil again, thank u for the support

got scammed on radiate for $200 no rufus for this lady

first date idea: u pay off my credit card

boston hello it’s me again please someone sell me 2 rufus tickets for sunday

i would be barfing everywhere crazy style

i’d rather kill myself with a gun than be so worried about a man that i have to download an app to get intel

i’ll see myself out

sure i think i can hang out tonight i just have to check the moon phase first

mid week check in

shaving as a woman should be an olympic sport