ginger
@redheadedhater
if you still willingly order a white claw or a truly i think there is something unsettling and sinister about your energy
going through a man’s replies will give you the ick quicker than anything else
happy thursday (I’m just now getting to work leave me alone)

god it’s so hard being this tiny and having a nonexistent waist because it’s impossible to find pants that fit since i’m basically an invisible speck of dust

if that chute clock gets to 0 before he nods it’s an automatic disqualification
who wants to sit in the cuck chair at Boot Barn while i shop


going to boot barn later to look confused until a mullet/mustache combo asks if i need help
maybe i should be meaner
a hot girl being a little scary makes her hotter
my southern is showing (using crisco to fry eggs bc i don’t have butter)
is it offensive to ask two men who are up each others ass all day on the timeline if they fuck?