🅺🆁🅸🆂🆂🅰 🅺🆁🅰🆈

Stop telling me you want me dead. It only makes me live harder.

How wild is it that two weeks ago the one on the right tried to tear the one on the left in half?

I feel like I’m in the gd twilight zone rn

Quality boat entertainment

Goddddd those jeep trucks are hideous lol

To that guy who didn’t believe my hick-self could afford a $20 ferry ticket to ACK, this is me waiting in my car to board the ferry WITH my car for a total of $770. You’re welcome.

Wow you guys made him either lock down or block me beyond all recognition lol

Okay I’ll send you a pic from my Audi on the ferry tomorrow am 🤭🤭😘😘

9 more minutes until vacation.

I tried to get my dad to get us tickets to this LMAO

ozzy osborne’s soul on its way to reincarnate as trisha paytas’ baby

This is literally half the price of formula in the US (yes, accounting for currency conversion).

Yes because wishing death upon someone makes you a bad person.

You guys will never guess who hosted Ozzys last show….Aqua Man himself

Ozzy Osbourne waking up from his afternoon nap and seeing Trisha Paytas cradling him

it's the dehumanization for me, fam